Santa’s e-banking password

Santa’s e-banking password was:

“ram-sita-laxman-hanuman-ravan-delhi-kejriwal”

Banta: Yaar! Itna lamba password?

Santa: Kya karoon. Bank wale kehte hai ki password main 5 character aur 1 capital hona chahie….

Banta: wo sab thik hai, par Kejri uncle kyun ??

Santa: Ek special character bhi zaroori hai…. :-D :-P

Kejriwal Batting ke liye taiyaar hai, lekin

Kejriwal: Main batting ke liye taiyaar hoon, lekin meri kuchh sharte hain

1. Koi tej gendbaaji nahin karega
2. Mera shot koi nahin rokega
3. Koi catch nahin pakadega
4. Koi run-out nahin karega
5. Koi out ki appeal nahin karega
6. Apne out hone na hone ka faisla main khud karunga

:-D :-P

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