Bus ke dawaze par

Pappu roz bus ke darwaje par khada hoke traval karta tha..

Ek din

Bus conductor : tu roz darvaze mein kadha rehta hein,
Tera baap kahin pe choukidar hein kya?

Pappu replies :
tu roz paise mangta hai, to tera baap pehle bhikari tha kya…! :-D :-P

DAAG achhe hain

Ek Cute se bachhe ko dekh kar Ek Ladki ne uske Gaal par KISS kar diya

Ladki: I am Sorry, Apke Gaal par Lipstik Lag gayi

Bachchaa: It’s OK baby, “Kuch achha karne se agar DAAG lagte hain to DAAG achhe hain”

Banta ne bataye cheese ke naam

Teacher : Name different type of Cheese.

Banta :
1. White
2. Cottage
3. Mozarella
4. Cheddar
5. Swiss blue
6. Bekhudi
7. Zindagi

Teacher : Wait a minute, what is ‘Bekhudi’ and ‘Zindagi’?

Banta : Hosh walon ko khabar kya, ‘Bekhudi’ kya cheese hai. Ishq kijiye phir samjhiye, ‘Zindagi’ kya cheese hai…. :-D ;-) :-P

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Ek Class ke Students ki bekaar love story

Ek Student Ko Apni Classmate Se Pyar Ho Gaya Ladke Ne Use Prapose Kiya,

Lekin Ladki Ne Inkar Kar Diya Aur Teacher Ko Uski Complain Kardi Teacher Ne Ladke Ko Kaafi Daanta

Aur 1 week Ke Liye Class Se Nikal Diya Jab 1 week Baad Ladka Wapas Class Me Gaya To Ladki Ko Us Se Pyar Ho Gaya..

Ladki Ne Us Ladke Ki Book Me Likha:”
I M Sorry & I Love You Too..

Ladke Ne Koi Response Nhi Diya, Isi Tarah Chaar Saal Guzar Gaye

Moral: bewkoof Ladki Itna Bhi Nahi Samajhti ki Ladke Kabhi Books Nahi Kholte Hai. :-D

Also Read: Mujhse Shaadi Karogi?

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