I saw you on Road today

I saw You on the ROAD today.
U were looking So fine,
Your face SO divine,
Your walk SO perfect.

My HEART started singing a Sweet Song:

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!

Gangster’s son

Q: What did the gangster’s son tell his dad
when he failed his examination?

A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours
but I never told them anything.” :-D

Divorce and Alimony case of Santa Singh and Preeto Kaur

Closing the Divorce and Alimony case of Santa Singh vs Preeto Kaur…

Judge : I have reviewed this case carefully and have decided to give your wife alimony of Rs 20,000 per month.

Santa: That’s very fair & kind of you, your honor. And whenever possible, I’ll also try to give her some money myself!!

Rearranging Letters make these names funny

This has got to be one of the cleverest messages I’ve received in a while,

Someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble. (Wait till you see the last one!)

1. DILIP VENGSARKAR
When you rearrange the letters:
A SPARKLING DRIVE

2. PRINCESS DIANA
When you rearrange the letters:
END IS A CAR SPIN

3. MONICA LEWINSKY
When you rearrange the letters:
NICE SILKY WOMAN
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