Santa Ek Doctor ke pass gaya aur pucha

Santa Ek Doctor ke pass gaya aur puchha
Doctor Sahab ghar chalkar chek-up karne ki kya Fees hai?

Doctor ne kuch socha aur bola – 300 Rupees

Santa- Ok thik hai chaliye..

Itna sunte hi Doctor ne apni BIKE nikali aur Santa ke sath uske ghar chal pada

Ghar ja kar Doctor ne pucha – Mareez kaha hai…?

Santa bola – arey Mariz wariz koi nahi hai, Taxi wala 500 rupaye maang raha tha aur tum 300 main le aaye… thanks you. :-D :-P

#ChalaakSanta

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Funny Facebook Status – Aapke mann ki baat, WhatsApp Joke

Mujhe aajkal Aisa kyun lagane laga hai,
Jaise main aapke mann ki baatein janane laga hoon.

Chaliye saboot deta hoon:

1. Aap iss samay mera status padh rahe hain..

2. Aap nekdil insaan hain, aur Samanyata sabko khush dekhna chahte hain.

3. Hontho ko alag kiye bina aap “Papa” nahin bol sakte

4. Aapne abhi “Papa” keh kar dekha

6. Aisa karne par aapke chehre par muskan aayi
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Rasgulle Ki Dukaan

Customer to Pappu: Teri to rasgulle ki Dukaan hai, tera khaane Ka man nahi karta….

Pappu: karta to hai uncle Lekin papa count kar Ke rakhte hain….isliye bas choos Ke wapas rakh deta hoon.

Customer fainted :-P :-D :-D

Also Read: Ek pareshan dost

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