09 Aug 2014
08 Aug 2014
1st year MBBS students were attending their 1st anatomy class.
They all gathered around the table with real dead body.
The professor started the class by telling them two important qualities as a doctor.
The 1st is that never be disgusted about anything regarding the body e.g. he inserted his finger in the body’s nose & on drawing back, put the finger in his own mouth & tasted it.
Then he told the students to do the same.
The students hesitated for several minutes, but eventually everyone inserted their fingers in the body’s nose & tasted it.
When everyone finished the professor looked at them & said :The most important 2nd quality is Observation.
I inserted my middle finger but tasted the index finger. Now learn to pay attention!
All students : shitttt !!
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08 Aug 2014
Hindi Songs & their Medical Meanings:-
Jiya Jale Jaan Jale, Raat Bhar Dhuan Chale..
Tadap Tadap Ke Is Dil Se Aah Nikalti Rahi..
Suhani Raat Dhal Chuki, Na Jaane Tum Kab Aoge..
Bidi Jalayle Jigar Se Piya Jigar Ma Badi Aag Hai..
Tujh Mein Rab Dikhta Hai, Yaara Main Kya Karoon..
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05 Aug 2014
Teacher – kaunsa panchhi sabse tez udta hai?
Boy – sir … haathi
Teacher – nalayak! Tera baap kya karta hai?
Boy – chhota rajan ke gang mey shooter hai.
Teacher – shabash! !! Bachho likho Haathi..
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04 Aug 2014
Akshay- Hi everyone !!
Shahid- Hi over acting ki dukaan
Kareena- Hi Saifu.. Love u <3 :-*
* shahid left group *
Bipasha- haha.. bichara.. how r u friends?
John- hey am fine .. missed u .. how’s u? <3
* Bipasha left group *
Akshay- are yaar bahot boring ho raha hai :-S
Ajay- Kyun? Tees maar khan dekhi kya ?
Akshay- Nahi.. Teri Himmatwala dekhi
* Ajay was removed from group *
Ashwariya- Nice to meet u all.. Thanks for adding in this group
Salman- Miss toh humne bhi bahot kiya aapko
Ashwariya- Hi.. who are you? :-S
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