Funny Hindi WhatsApp Jokes 14410 Views

Mohabbat ho jaye ya machchar kaate Anjaam ek hi hota hai;

Kya?

raat ko neend nahin aati.

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Budhi Mahila: Yamraj Ji, Mujhe waqt se pehle kyun utha liya?
Yamraj: Bidhiya dimag mat chaat, March mein closing thi, Target poora karna tha.

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Police (chor se): Waada karo aage se jeb nahin katoge
Chor bola, “Main wadaa karta hoon, Ab aage se nahin peechhe se jeb katunga”

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Doctor Mareej se bola, “Agar tum meri dawa se theek ho gaye to mujhe kya inaam doge?”
Mareej: Main kabra khodta hoon, Aapki kabra free mein khod dunga!

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Mahila Doctor: Tum roj subah clinic ke bahar khade hokar Aurato ko kyun ghoorte ho?
Aadmi: Ji aap ne hi likha hai, “Aurato ko dekhne ka samay subah 9 baje se 11 baje tak!”

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WhatsApp | Chor-Police, Doctor, Hindi, JOTD | Joker

Aam Aadmi Party song after Loksabha Elections 4383 Views

With AAM Aadmi Party winning only 4 seats in the Loksabha

they can change their party’s name to
‘Chaar Aadmi Party’

And they can sing this song…

Chaar Bach Gaye lekin “Party” abhi baaki hai!

WhatsApp | AAP, Elections, Hindi | Aditya

4 dangerous weapons in the world 6248 Views

4 dangerous weapons in the world bigger than nuclear bomb:

1. Wife’s Smile
2. Wife’s Tear
3. Wife’s Looks

And the most dangerous,

4. Wife’s Missed Call.!

Husband Wife, WhatsApp | English, JOTD | Aditya

Ramayan with Facebook twist 13226 Views

Ram changed his Relationship status to married. <3
Lakshman and Sita like this.

Ravan kidnapped Sita. :-O
Lanka’s people like this.

Ram commented on Ravan’s kidnap of Sita: Dude, u’re so dead! X-(
Hanuman likes this comment. Continue reading

WhatsApp | Hindi, JOTD, Ramayana | Aditya

Funny Hindi Marwari Jokes 11487 Views

Marwari Hath mein Blade maar raha tha.
Biwi: Yeh kya kar rahe ho ji?
Marwari: Dettol ki sheeshi toot gayi hai,
Kahin dettol barbad na ho jaaye,
Laa teri ungli bhi kaat doon.

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Marwari ko bhoot chad gaya! Continue reading

WhatsApp | Hindi, Marwari | Joker
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