College life is like Reliance!
Karlo Duniya Mutthi Mein
Bachelor Life is Like Airtel!
Aisi Azadi aur Kahan
After Engagement is Like Idea!
Jo Badal de aapki Duniya
After Marrige is like Vodafone!
Where you go.. network Follows
After Kids is like BSNL!
All lines are Busy
but friendship is like LIC
Zindagi ke saath bhi
Zindagi ke baad bhi!!
Santa & his wife went for Divorce at court.
Judge : You have 3 kids .. How will you divide them?
Santa had long discussion with Banto & said
Raat Hogi To Chand Dikhai Dega…
Khwabo Me Wo Chehra Dikhai Dega…
Ye Kisi Ka Pyaar Bhara “Good night” Message Hai.
Reply Kiya Nahi To Sapne Me “Bhoot” Dikhai Dega!!
A man from UP is introducing his family:
1. Ee hai hamaar biwi….. Google Raani… Ek sawal poocho toh 10 jawab deti hai…!!!
2. Ee hai hamaar bitwa…. Facebook Kumar… Ghar ki baat sare colony tak pahuchata hai…!!!
3. Ee hai hamaar bitiya …. Twitter Kumari… Poori colony isko folow karti hai…!!!
4. Ee hai hamaar ammaji..
Whatsapp mata- pura din bud bud karti rehti hai..!
5. Aur hum, Orkut Kumar… Hamka koi puchhta hi nahi…!!!??
Also Read: Ramayan with Facebook Twist
I doubt my husband has been cheating on me….
I have doubt on one woman…. what to do?
Take your husband to that woman’s front door…
and see if his wifi connects automatically. .:D