Tension in Santa’s Life 1122 Views

Santa & his wife went for Divorce at court.

Judge : You have 3 kids .. How will you divide them?

Santa had long discussion with Banto & said

“ok, sirji We will come next year with 1 more”
:-P :-D

Joke doesn’t end here ..

9 months later

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They got twins :-D ;-) ;-)

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Santa in the train 7255 Views

Ek baar Santa train mein safar kar raha tha

Train mein bahut bheed hone ke karan, Santa ek Ganje aadmi ki seat par baith gaya.

Aadmi gusse se jhunjhla kar bola: “Seat pe kya, mera sir par hi baith ja”

Santa: Nahin Uncle, Main yahin theek hoon, waha se fisalne ka darr hai :-P

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