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Ek Class ke Students ki bekaar love story

Ek Student Ko Apni Classmate Se Pyar Ho Gaya Ladke Ne Use Prapose Kiya,

Lekin Ladki Ne Inkar Kar Diya Aur Teacher Ko Uski Complain Kardi Teacher Ne Ladke Ko Kaafi Daanta

Aur 1 week Ke Liye Class Se Nikal Diya Jab 1 week Baad Ladka Wapas Class Me Gaya To Ladki Ko Us Se Pyar Ho Gaya..

Ladki Ne Us Ladke Ki Book Me Likha:”
I M Sorry & I Love You Too..

Ladke Ne Koi Response Nhi Diya, Isi Tarah Chaar Saal Guzar Gaye

Moral: bewkoof Ladki Itna Bhi Nahi Samajhti ki Ladke Kabhi Books Nahi Kholte Hai. :-D

Also Read: Mujhse Shaadi Karogi?

Santa’s e-banking password

Santa’s e-banking password was:

“ram-sita-laxman-hanuman-ravan-delhi-kejriwal”

Banta: Yaar! Itna lamba password?

Santa: Kya karoon. Bank wale kehte hai ki password main 5 character aur 1 capital hona chahie….

Banta: wo sab thik hai, par Kejri uncle kyun ??

Santa: Ek special character bhi zaroori hai…. :-D :-P

Things in Boys room

Things in Boys room Before marriage:

Perfumes

Love letters

Laptops

Cards

Nokia Lumia

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And After marriage:

Pain killers

Loan papers

Unpaid bills

Huggies

Nokia 1100

Pathan to Airhostess

A Pathaan to an AirHostess:
“Vallah.. Tumhara shakal Humara BiBi Se milti!”

Airhostess:
“Bakwas band kar kamine!”

Pathaan:
“Masha ALLAH! Zubaan bhi Milti!” :-D

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